Damn tie.
Save me, grandpa. Don't let me be married.
I'll drink his blood.
Take it easy.
Give me that gun. Calm down.
The gun. -I'll finish him.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Give me that gun.
Relax. Keep cool.
I'll teach him.
I know what I have to do.
I don't want to. -Listen.
I was nearly dead. Listen.
Her brother Dadan is a war criminal.
He'll exterminate our family.
He'll drink our blood. -But she's a midget.
O mirror, the dead with the dead...
....the living with the living, the children with their father.
For two months. Then you get a divorce.
...the dead with the dead...
I don't want to marry.
I won't.
I'll prevent the marriage in an elegant manner.
Zare.
You'll get punished.
You'll fulfill your draft in the zoo.
I'll fuck your ratface.
Where is he?
Who? -Your grandson.
Go ahead, play. Great.
Where is he? Should Dadan slaughter us all?
Where is my son? -I don't know. Couldn't care less.
Where is he? -I don't know.
Get out of there.
You shouldn't hide your shoe.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
It's a disgrace.
the dead with the dead, the living with the living...
Granddad.
He doesn't breathe anymore.
Grandpa is dead.
Come.
He is dead.
Come, grandpa is dead.
His heart stopped beating.
Dead?
Do you die on the day your grandson marries?
The day he marries...
Grandpa saved me. He saved me.
We'll flee together after the period of mourning.
You'll need a costume, shoes, a butterfly-tie...
Wreaths of flowers, candles...
Definitively dead.
Ah it's you, Matko, you womaniser.
You're early. Eight o'clock, you said.
Where's the son in law?
I've got something to tell you.
It's urgent. I've got to talk to you in private.
Today I only want to hear good news.
I'm listening.
My father is dead.
Really? -Yes.
My condolences. -What can I do?
A marriage and a funeral don't get along well.
He can die in three days.
But he died this morning.
Who says so? Who knows?
I know. Zare...
I told you straight away. We'll have to mourn for fourty days.
I'll mourn with you... in three days.
You're a wise man.
You didn't stop the preperations?
Sure I did.
Should my father turn in his grave?
Of course not.
Don't tell anyone about the old man.
It doesn't matter to him if he dies on wednesday or friday.
Death's forever.
It doesn't matter when it begins.
You didn't hear anything. -Nope.
We didn't hear anything. -No.
Me neither.
Wait for the guests and get the bride.
As you like, Dadi. -Cheers.
He doesn't want to hear it. -What?
Even if he kills us and places us dead at the dinnertable, the wedding will continue!
I don't want to.
Does he have to rip my head off?
Take this.
For your soul, daddy.
Take his legs. We are going to the attic.
Turn him aside.
Get ice downstairs.
Hurry up!
Quick!
Don't do this to me. You don't need money anymore.
Put his legs on the chair.
Get the grandchildren of Grga Pitic here!
I left six messages. They don't answer.
Who knows where they are?
Daddy, forgive me.
Hold it above the bride.
Hold it above her head. -I don't want to.
Get away you.
Take the child, it will bring you luck.
This is the most beautiful day...
....of your whole life.
A unique day...
....to say so.
The day of your lifes.
Answer now in front of the witnesses...
....the following questions.
Be brief. And without hesitation.
Just yes or no.
Do you...
Zare Destanov do you...
....out of free will...
.... take Afrodita Karambolis to be your wife?
Karambolo.
Yes.
And you, Afrodita...
....lovely beauty and so sweet...
....do you take Zare Destanov to be your husband out of free will?
She says she wants to.
Let her tell. Yes or no.
I want an answer. -Yes.
So yes it is.
I don't see any legal objection.
I now declare you man and wife...
....in my presence...
....and in the presence of this crowd.
See if the food is ready.
I don't want to.
You know my hand can be very swift.
Thunder in one hand, lightning in the other.
Please sign this.
I cannot serve on his wedding.
Why do you care about his wedding??
On behave of the people of Sarduk...
....l declare married:
Zare Destanov and Afrodita Karambolis.
Do you cry for him? -Yes.
Then cry.
Cry, baby, cry.
I will buy you a convertible and half the ocean!
and three houses bigger than America
Little girl, you have stolen my heart
and if you were mine, you would live like a queen,
at daytime a queen and at nightime an empress.
Cheers, Dadi.
A real businessman and patriot.
Come and dance, little sister.
I can't.
Untie her.
Respect your brother in law, a sensible man.
Dance with your brother, it's tradition.
I don't want to.
Fine. It's your wedding.
Freedom.
Daddy, I hope you see this.
Let's see who has spent the most.
A portable recordplayer...
....from Nada Adzovic.
Zudija Adzovic donates a vacuum cleaner.
Spaho Ahmetovic, pots and pans.
It's ok, friend.
I am going to look how daddy is doing.
Stay here and please don't get us in trouble.
Nebojsa Palanovic donates this ugly thing.
Don't show the people you are crying.
Don't get us in trouble.
I am a pitbul-terrier.
I am going to give new ice to daddy.
You live poorly.
Repair your roof.
There is nothing wrong with the roof.
It's daddy who needs to be repaired.
Don't cry.
Do you want to marry someone you don't love?
No.
Neither do l.
Do you love her? -Yes.
Help me run away.
What? -Help me escape.
There is a big shutter near the table...
....two meter two the left.
It leads to the oil-barrels.
Can you be somewhere better?
For once be honest with me, daddy.
Where is your money from the factory sale?
Safet.
The grenades.
Grenades?
Where is the bride? -Ask the businessman and patriot.
Everybody listen.
The bride has fled.
Chief, the bride has fled.
Chief, your siter is gone.
My sister.
Zare.
My sister...
Stop it.
Don't worry.
Your brother will not abandon you.
I will find the guilty one.
How could she remove her dress and escape?
You let your wife escape.
What have you done, stupid fool?
What have you done?
Has your sister escaped? -No, yours.
Then why the fuck are crying? Get fucking lost.
Stupid junkies.
What are you doing here?
Searching for smurfette.
How did you call her?
Smurfette.
Shame on you.
You don't call my sister smurfette.
Eat shit.
Dont you know who I am?
Fuck you.
It's not her fault, she doesn't know anything.
She does know something.
Stop it. Everybody calls her ladybird or smurfette.
Grandfather.
Grandfather? You are unrealistic, boy.
Grandfather.
Release him.
Don't bother your grandfather, he is dead.
Leave him, he doesn't know anything.
Where is she? -My ear.
Let go of him, bastard.
Where is she? She hasn't vaporised.
Tell me , suckers. Or I will kill you.
Don't turn around. Look at me.
Shall I shoot? -Later.
Dadi.
What are you doing here? -Dadi, I am stuck.
I have important news.
My balls are stuck.
Shame on you. Repair that roof.
Forget that. I have seen the bride.
Where? -She is going to the wood.
Safet.
Not there, friend. Further away.
The bride went that way.
I love her.
I am going to marry her.
Granddad, do you hear me?
Yes, what's the matter?
We can still turn back.
I will arrange it with Little Grga.
Visit his grave another time.
No, now. Who knows how long I will stay alive.
Yes, but it's 39°c in the shadow.
It will last.
Zarija deserves to see me.
Ok then.
I said it for your own good.
Afrodita.
Sister.
I will not harm you.
There she is.
My sister.
All ends well.
She is not here.
Maybe she is in the woods.
What a shame the bride runs away from her own wedding.
Everybody will talk about it for years.
Nonsense.
I will find her. The wedding will continue.
Chief, it's a shoe.
Sister.
I will kill you.
Wake up, we are free.
Wake up. An earthquake.
Little Grga, if i listen to you I will get lost.
That map is a hundred years old.
Little Grga, do you hear me?
Where did you find that atlas?
Are you asleep?
I am in trouble.
That's destiny.
Why destiny?
All this. I will still marry you.
Yes.
Who could have thought Ladybird would be so brave?
Nobody ever revolted against Dadan...
...except her.
I am afraid.
Why? We will manage fine.
Congratulations, son. Briliant idea.
I thought it was my imagination.
But it's destiny.
And my other shoe?
We will find it. But this is one hundred percent destiny!
Exactly.
I was looking for my other half.
Me too.
I looked and looked, and will find her when I least expect it.
Me too.
Let's introduce ourselves. I am Grga.
Me too. I mean, I am Afrodita Karambolo. Ladybird.
We must celebrate, if you agree.
My sister... -Quiet.
It's a misunderstanding.
Why do you shoot like that?
And you, girl, you are in trouble.
You will pay.
If the girl has any debts I will pay them.
What are you looking at? Do something.
Grga.
Give me back my sister.
Stop or I will shoot you.
Fuck off. Come here, sis.
What's wrong wih you, idiot?
And your grandfather? And your brother? You were losing us.
Look what I have got.
Don't come any closer or I will pump you full of lead!
I swear to God. This is serious.
Sister in law...
Who are they? -Put your guns down.
Stop.
She is my sister. Understand?
I don't know you.
But I do know her. -And I know him.
Continue your path. My path leads to her
If you are really her brother, we can come to an agreement.
I want to marry her immediately.
She just ran away from her wedding.
You can run away from a fake marriage, but you can't hide from destiny.
What a sniper.
Where did that asshole come from?
Put down your guns.
You call this driving, idiot?
You took the wrong road.
Ok, but look what I found.
Very good.
Take it easy.
This isn't necessary.
How's it going, consignore Grga?
Is it you, worthless piece of shit?
What are you doing here?
We were just talking.
Talking about what?
Are you here to pay off your debt?
Do you know each other?
My last resort in ltaly, in 1982.
He was a student in my brigade.
The worst kind.
Because of him I lost ground.
I live nearby.
Don't you want to marry her? -No.
I want her.
We shall see.
Now. -Be silent when you are speaking to me.
And you, do you want my grandson?
Yes.
And you do not object to your sister marrying my grandson?
Of course not, if they love each other.
Why do you look so sad?
What's wrong?
Ah yes, he needs to go to the factory...
...and pay back the three wagonloads of gasoline.
Do you know how much that is?
He will pay at once. -Of course.
And the wedding must start inmediately.
The wedding can begin. Music. It's my treat.
What counts, is that love conquers all.
Cheers.
Has he drank yet? -Not yet.
My beautiful sisters. -I hope there won't be any complications.
You will swim in your own shit.
Do you need anything, uncle Grga?
Have fun, I am going visit the grave of my friend.
The grave?
Where is it? Tell me. -Uncle Grga...
Don't you want to drink something first?
A refreshment. Eat something as well.
At this hour there are vampires in the graveyard.
Once we are there, it's already day again.
Whatever.
My servants will bring you to the graveyard.
But to which graveyard?
Give me the money.
Traitor.
It was only ethical.
You must have fun. Eat and drink.
Your sister is happy, so is my son.
Like our benefactor, uncle...
Damnit.
What's the matter? -Look.
What's the matter with him?
He is dead.
Really dead.
No. He will die the day after tomorrow, like your father.
The wedding must continue. I can't start over a hundred times.
Am I right? -Completely.
Shall we put him in the attic?
We told his grandchildren, we brought him to the graveyard.
What about the official? -Which official?
He must cancel the first wedding and perform the second wedding.
Don'worry, I will get him.
Ok. We are doing well
Goddamnit... -Eat your shit.
Two sixes.
There you go.
How sweet.
The more natural , the sweeter.
Fifty marks.
Look, Dadan...
500 horns at 5 marks is 2500 marks.
In Düsseldorf it's wanted.
Are you crazy? Do you want to stuff those horns?
Wait, Dadan.
Be a gentleman.
My stake is the factory.
You have lost that one already. Look, you have signed this.
Ok, I still have a house.
You have lost that one too, idiot.
But you do have...
...a nice golden tooth.
That will be the stake. 500 marks, ok?
What's with the ice?
Get lost. -What's the matter?
Damned black cat.
I am soaked. She has pissed on me.
Brother.
Where are we? Aren't we dead? -We are.
I know I am not dead. -They told me you were dead.
It's not true.
They have lied to you. I am alive.
Daddy. I am glad you are alive.
Goddamnit.
The cow is dead, the milk is finished.
Granddad.
Your father is alive.
I will notify you of the agreements...
...of holy matremony...
...and the responsibility of marriage.
I wish you a happy life.
May it last a life long...
...and enjoy each others company.
You should consider...
... fulfilling one of the most important and beautiful tasks in life.
Be jealous, not with each other, but on your marriage.
Honor it and protect it against all evil.
Consider it...
When you died, I decided to leave.
What has fallen?
Very wise. There is no sun here.
Forget your glasses. Hurry up.
Agreed?
I am having a difficult time.
I have been drinking on the funeral, just now.
Don't forget the accordion.
In it you will find enough, to become happy
Oh no. The deathcertificate in stead of the weddingcertificate.
Are you crazy? Junkie.
My reputation...
Shall I call the police?
Here.
Everything is allright.
The signatures. Fist the ladies, than the men.
The ladies don't marry each other, stupid fool.
Don't make a fuss.
It must happen according to the law.
Do you, Afrodita Karambolo...
....take to be your husband...
....Grga Pitic junior?
Yes.
Do you, Grga Pitic junior...
....take to be your wife Afrodita Karambolo?
Yes.
Sign the register.
According to the law you are now husband and wife.
Wait, it's not finished yet.
Get me out of this mess. Come back.
I can't work in that manner.
There it is.
It's amazing.
Quickly!
We are not married yet. -We will do it on the way.
Mr. Dadan, you're in trouble.
You always spoil everything. We must continue the ceremony.
What a mess.
I can't work like that. -Yes you can.
It must be according to the rules.
Don't shoot. -Shut up.
We are missing the boat.
The boy has guts. -He is right.
Zare, my grandson.
You are young, you don't understand.
What do you want from me? -I want you to marry us.
Don't forget the accordion.
Finish the ceremony.
Sit down.
You don't have any witnesses. -Yes we do.
Who? -The cats.
You dirty pig.
You smell, boss. -Fuck you.
Yes.
Do you, Zare Destanov, take her to be your wife...
Of course.
Children...
Have a good journey.
Shall we drink to it like it is tradition?
Grandmother.
You have fooled me, daddy.
You stupid asshole.
It's disgusting.
Nice stuff.
Thanks, daddy, for everything you have done for me.
My soul is on fire.
Ah, children...
Dadan, brother.
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Jesus, you smell!